clowns and marvel

Tony: But Pepper.

Tony: ur mom

Stephen:...

Tony:

Tony: Don’t you mean 180 degrees?

MJ, squinting at the picture, and back at Peter: You look so different, I can’t see the resemblance!

Peter:

Peter: MJ, we were snapped. We haven’t changed in the last 5 years.

Bucky: Now it’s all “No, Bucky, you can’t do that!” “No, Bucky, that’s illegal!” “No, Bucky! You can’t stab people!”

Maria Hill: Tony, the compound is burning down, Thanos is attacking, Fury is dead, and everything’s going to hell.

Tony: I swear, my phone has been blowing up all morning, and I haven’t even had coffee yet.

Maria: Tony, Loki got ahold of the Chutari army somehow-

Tony: I couldn’t give less of a shit.

Maria: Tony, the sun is blowing up-

Tony: JARVIS, block all saved phone numbers.

Manager: I’m afraid we’re going to have to ask you to leave the store.

Bucky, proudly: I swept him off his feet.

Stephen: ...and a giant lizard comes charging at me. At first I think it’s a dragon, then I realize it’s a T-rex.

Pepper: 8:00.