clown corps

yes thats right ladys and gentlemen, the clown corps private interprise branch has just released a new clown in this bitch!

the self milking clown use surreal and experimental technology to produced the best milk you can have in automated form! so you dont need to milk him for the delicious funny juices.

some extra features may include:

1. he constantly spreads his funny gas all around the room (for those who preffer to inhale funny substance in vape pens and etc, this is much healthier way to inject funny on you!).

2. He's addicted to cocaine

3. the poop mecanism has been patched, your clown cant shit anymore, isnt that great!

4. the sex mechanism has been changed, now your clowns cant have affairs with your wife

5. sex appeal decreased, for some this might seem like a downer, but for the avarege constumer its good (believe me they know wwhat they're doing, THEY ARE CLOWN CORPS GOD DAMNIT!!!)

6. and last but not least, the noses are bigger now!

this new clown is a game changer for sure and we are happy to tell you the news that also, if you'e already a 50 year costumer, we will give it for free to you!!! all you need to do is send us your documentation and prepare for its arrival, it might be shy when it comes to your house, so be sure to keep some cream pies ready for him to get used to his new home.

(WE CANNOT DISCLOSE HOW THE SELF MILKING MECANISM WORK BECAUSE OUR COMPETITOR BRAND [SMINKLECLOWNS] MIGHT STEAL!!!)

their clowns:

and now for the last section here, here is the content one of our clowns made upon find out the self milk mecanism:

it all started when she joined a vc convo with skyler, she was playing lbp and jordyn forced her to stop and stare at this funny character:

to which jordyn responded by adding the following caption to the image:

the clown corps discord was never the same ever since...

every image someone posted that contained a slighty threatening aura jordyn added the caption "squere up." and other members followed along.

"shoueld've never squere... the fuxk up :^(" says jordyn 2 seconnds after incident...