honk shoo...

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket

Cheer up charlie

*sees your dead body * eewww lol *remembers we are mutuals* well idk :-) its cute i guess

i just got insider access to the biggest spider in san frico

As a former Californian I want to let you know that people actually hate it when you call it san frico, you should say 'frisco instead, they really love that C:

i'm not talking about san fransisco im talking about a different city called san frico that lives underneath the bay in a large network of tunnels and caves

thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers