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60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Grace and Rocky find a submarine floating in space...

Me: A SUBMARINE? tell me more

60% of all Bloodymary fanfic: Simon iron lung is there

his name is dog.

now, robby loves dog, he really does, but he. will. not. leave. robby. alone.

ever.

he’s tried everything. pretending to be scared of him, putting strong smelling aftershave on, you name it, robby has done it.

and this is fine, until abbot has nobody to look after dog while he’s on a double, so he brings him to the hospital. the second they walk into the shift, dog sees robby and just latches on to him.

robby has to spend the rest of the shift conspicuously charting with dog sitting on his feet and drooling onto his lap, or doing cpr with dog leaning into his knees. every time he drops his hand dog is there, gently snuffing him. he can’t remember the last time he had to use this much hand sanitiser.

robby isn’t a fool. he knows what dog is doing, but god forbid he lets anyone else know this.