Camp of Nowhere Episode 1: A Self Called Nowhere
Takes place in (July 1st 2016)
A bus drives down a road before suddenly swerving and crashing into the front entrance of Camp Nowhere.
Gold Fish: Welcome to Camp of Nowhere! ...Though I was expecting a slightly smoother arrival.
The contestants pile out of the wreckage.
Traffic Cone: Great. We almost died before the first episode.
Ring Lamp: Everyone okay?
Gold Fish: Since you're all alive, follow me!
He leads them to a gigantic mansion.
Sandwich: Wow! This mansion is beautiful!
Suddenly, the mansion's eyes open.
Mansion: I bet you do, daddy~.
The mansion blows a kiss and winks.
Everyone stares in awkward silence.
Whippy: That is highly inappropriate.
MP3 File: Why is the mansion alive? Was it born alive? Does it eat? Does it—
Gold Fish: Welp, that's what you guys are battling fo—
Gold Fish: For your first challenge, you'll have to climb that lighthouse!
Everyone looks up at the huge lighthouse.
Gold Fish: Last one to reach the top is automatically eliminated! Go!
Gold Fish: Oh Hey G and O how’s it going?
Hot Sauce: Ranch, let's work together!
Ranch Dressing: Tennis Sisters forever!
Plunger: Teamwork is important. Plug, want to work together?
Plug: No way, loser. Get a life.
Plunger walks over to Dog House.
Dog House: Look at this funny bug!
Dog House is completely distracted.
MP3 File: Gold Fish! Question!
MP3 File: Is that stairwell inside the lighthouse legal to use?
MP3 File enters the lighthouse.
Plug: Wait, that's allowed?!
Traffic Cone: Seriously?!
Plunger: Finally, a strategy!
The four follow MP3 File.
Mini Fridge: I already committed to climbing.
Ranch Dressing: No shortcuts!
The three continue climbing and reach the top.
Gold Fish: Mini Fridge, Hot Sauce, and Ranch Dressing are safe!
Whippy: Gasoline, come on! We have to do the challenge!
Gasoline: Relax. You'll be fine. Just focus on yourself.
Gasoline slowly enters the lighthouse and takes the stairs.
Soon everyone reaches the top.
Gold Fish: Smart Phone, Mouse Trap, MP3 File, Plug, Traffic Cone, Sandwich, Plunger, Whippy and the others are safe!
Gold Fish: Which leaves 6-Ball, Ring Lamp, Dog House, and Gasoline!
Ring Lamp: Are you sure About This?
6-Ball: I don't really mind.
Ring Lamp picks up 6-Ball.
She throws him onto the lighthouse platform.
Gold Fish: 6-Ball is safe!
Gasoline: This thing is stupid.
Gasoline kicks the lighthouse.
The lighthouse bends downward from the impact.
Ring Lamp and Gasoline slide onto the top.
Gold Fish: Ring Lamp and Gasoline are safe!
Dog House is still staring at an insect below.
Dog House: Hi little guy. You have six legs!
Gold Fish: Which means...
Gold Fish: Dog House, you're eliminated.
Dog House: Aww. Bye, bug friend!
Gold Fish launches Dog House away.
Dog House: BYEEEEEEEEEEE—
Gold Fish: Since everyone else survived, Tippy made homemade cookies!
Tippy: Fresh out of the oven!
Sandwich: These are delicious!
Ring Lamp: Thank you, Tippy!
Whippy: I still feel we should discuss the structural damage to the lighthouse.
Traffic Cone: Oh, who cares?
Plug: Nobody asked, Plunger.
Gold Fish: And that's the end of Day One at Camp of Nowhere!
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