Camp of Nowhere Episode 1: A Self Called Nowhere
A bus drives down a road before suddenly swerving and crashing into the front entrance of Camp Nowhere.
Gold Fish:Β Welcome to Camp of Nowhere! ...Though I was expecting a slightly smoother arrival.
The contestants pile out of the wreckage.
Traffic Cone:Β Great. We almost died before the first episode.
Ring Lamp:Β Everyone okay?
Gold Fish:Β Since you're all alive, follow me!
He leads them to a gigantic mansion.
Sandwich:Β Wow! This mansion is beautiful!
Suddenly, the mansion's eyes open.
Mansion:Β I bet you do, daddy~.
The mansion blows a kiss and winks.
Everyone stares in awkward silence.
Whippy:Β That is highly inappropriate.
MP3 File:Β Why is the mansion alive? Was it born alive? Does it eat? Does itβ
Gold Fish:Β Welp, that's what you guys are battling foβ
Gold Fish:Β For your first challenge, you'll have to climb that lighthouse!
Everyone looks up at the huge lighthouse.
Gold Fish:Β Last one to reach the top is automatically eliminated! Go!
Gold Fish: Oh Hey G and O howβs it going?
Hot Sauce:Β Ranch, let's work together!
Ranch Dressing:Β Tennis Sisters forever!
Plunger:Β Teamwork is important. Plug, want to work together?
Plug:Β No way, loser. Get a life.
Plunger walks over to Dog House.
Dog House:Β Look at this funny bug!
Dog House is completely distracted.
MP3 File:Β Gold Fish! Question!
MP3 File:Β Is that stairwell inside the lighthouse legal to use?
MP3 File enters the lighthouse.
Plug:Β Wait, that's allowed?!
Traffic Cone:Β Seriously?!
Sandwich:Β Hold the door!
Plunger:Β Finally, a strategy!
The four follow MP3 File.
Mini Fridge:Β I already committed to climbing.
Ranch Dressing:Β No shortcuts!
The three continue climbing and reach the top.
Gold Fish:Β Mini Fridge, Hot Sauce, and Ranch Dressing are safe!
Whippy:Β Gasoline, come on! We have to do the challenge!
Gasoline:Β Relax. You'll be fine. Just focus on yourself.
Gasoline:Β Ugh, whatever.
Gasoline slowly enters the lighthouse and takes the stairs.
Soon everyone reaches the top.
Gold Fish:Β Smart Phone, Mouse Trap, MP3 File, Plug, Traffic Cone, Sandwich, Plunger, Whippy and the others are safe!
Gold Fish:Β Which leaves 6-Ball, Ring Lamp, Dog House, and Gasoline!
Ring Lamp: Are you sure About This?
6-Ball:Β I don't really mind.
Ring Lamp picks up 6-Ball.
She throws him onto the lighthouse platform.
Gold Fish:Β 6-Ball is safe!
Gasoline:Β This thing is stupid.
Gasoline kicks the lighthouse.
The lighthouse bends downward from the impact.
Ring Lamp and Gasoline slide onto the top.
Gold Fish:Β Ring Lamp and Gasoline are safe!
Dog House is still staring at an insect below.
Dog House:Β Hi little guy. You have six legs!
Gold Fish:Β Which means...
Gold Fish:Β Dog House, you're eliminated.
Dog House:Β Aww. Bye, bug friend!
Gold Fish launches Dog House away.
Dog House:Β BYEEEEEEEEEEEβ
Gold Fish:Β Since everyone else survived, Tippy made homemade cookies!
Tippy:Β Fresh out of the oven!
Sandwich:Β These are delicious!
Ring Lamp:Β Thank you, Tippy!
Whippy:Β I still feel we should discuss the structural damage to the lighthouse.
Traffic Cone:Β Oh, who cares?
Plug:Β Nobody asked, Plunger.
Gold Fish:Β And that's the end of Day One at Camp of Nowhere!
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