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Community s1e12 Comparative Religion

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[I.D: Screenshot of a Tiktok captioned: i love myself. She washes my hair for me. She always buys me stuff in my favorite color. She listens to all of my unreasonable thoughts and is there with me in my happiest moments. She knows the perfect song for whatever mood i'm in. I'm so lucky to know her. End I.D]