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Edward:

He can hear them before you speak

And if he could blush, he would

He’s one of the more traditional people, probably the most stuck in his ways out of all of them

All that to say he goes crazy over an ankle showing

Any comments you make about him have him (mentally) blushing and telling you to stop

Now don’t get me wrong, he can dish it out too

But only in private

The moment he hears you formulating a flirty thought in your brain, his hand is covering your mouth

You rarely ever get the jump on him

He might let you speak your mind in private

But you can already forget about saying anything with others around

Alice:

She would beat you to it every single time

She’s the flirty type

Y’all match each other’s freaks

You two have had compliment wars where you guys just go back and forth flirting

She loves it though

Every compliment, every innuendo, makes her fall deeper in love with you

And if you go out of your way to flirt with her in public, she goes feral

She loves being loved and you are more than happy to do that for her

Also you can’t embarrass her

You’re talking about how sexy she looks in that dress in front of a group of classmates?

She doesn’t care

She’ll retort back about how she can’t wait to get you back home later

When they go low I go lower type beat

Jasper:

Bro is a Casanova

Absolute sweet talker

But only in private

The moment you try to flirt with him outside of the confines of your or his rooms, he’s out of his element

Again, if vampires could blush, his face would be bright red

He always gets mildly annoyed when you say insinuating stuff in public

Not actually annoyed but more of like a

“Come on, really? Now? Here?”

The truth is that he loves the attention

Just maybe not outside of the bedroom

Rosalie:

She can def take it and dish it out

If you two are together, she is your ride or die

And she wants everyone to know

She’s not shy about flirting with you in public

And she never says no to you flirting with her

She welcomes it, actually

She loves the idea of fully being someone’s

Of her partner not being afraid to show her off and publicly admit how much they love her

Some would call it vanity

Or ego

But she calls it love

Emmett:

Oh sweet Emmett

He loves it

No ifs ands or buts

He feels like he’s on cloud nine when you flirt with him

And trust me, whatever you’ve got to say, he has much worse

I think he has a dirty mind

Definitely similar to Alice in the if you go low I go lower department

You’re out with friends and you make a flirty comment?

He’s going to go on a whole rant about how much he loves *insert specific body part of yours*

So yeah he basically has no shame

Say what you want

Just be prepared to be outdone

Esme:

I feel like she’s similar to Edward in this department

She loves the flirty compliments in private

But she gets all flustered in public

Cause wdym you’re at the store with her and now you’re talking about melons??

She’s gonna leave you behind to find your own way back

She gets embarrassed in private too

But it’s not as bad as in public

At least in private yall are left to yourselves

(Save for Edward unwillingly eavesdropping)

Definitely the type to smack you playfully

“Babe are you from tennessee? Cause I’m tryin-to-see them titti-“

*Smack* “Not another word.”

Carlisle:

He thinks it’s funny

He doesn’t really take it too seriously

You like his man boobs?

That’s nice sweetie

Very pacifistic about it

Doesn’t care if you’re in public or private

He loves you and your antics either way

The only time I could really see him caring would be if you came to visit him at work

As long as he’s wearing his coat, he needs to be professional

So that’s where he draws the line

Vampire! Bella:

I get mixed feelings about her

I can’t decide if she would love it or absolutely hate it

On the one hand, she would definitely love the silly jokes and all the attention

She has lower self esteem, and being able to know for sure that your partner finds you desirable is a great thing

On the other hand

Whenever you flirt with her in public she feels like she’s gonna die

She knows it doesn’t really matter

She’s a Cullen now

• Alice sees you in a vision long before you ever meet the Cullens properly, and from that moment, she and Jasper both know you’re meant to be theirs; they share the obsession completely, with no jealousy between them.

• Alice uses her precognitive gift to orchestrate every “coincidental” encounter, making sure your paths cross constantly while subtly steering your life toward them.

• Jasper becomes addicted to the warmth and intensity of your human emotions, using his empathy to amplify your feelings of attraction, comfort, and needing whenever you’re near them.

• They spoil you endlessly— Alice with perfectly chosen gifts, outfits, and experiences tailored to your exact tastes; Jasper with a constant, soothing wave of calm and happiness that makes the rest of the world feel dull in comparison.

• Any potential rival or threat is dealt with swiftly and seamlessly: Alice foresees their intentions, and Jasper floods them with overwhelming fear, despair, or apathy until they leave or lose all interest in you.

• Jasper manipulates your emotions so expertly that even if you start to feel trapped or doubtful, those feelings dissolve into blissful contentment the moment either of them is nearby.

• Alice prepares a beautiful room in the Cullen house long before you’re ready to move in, filled with everything you could ever want, because she’s seen how happy you’ll be there… forever.

• They never fight over you; instead, they collaborate perfectly. Alice plans the long-term future, Jasper handles the immediate emotional landscape, and both consider you the missing piece that completes their eternity.

• If you ever try to leave or pull away, Alice tearfully shares visions of your miserable futures without them, while Jasper drowns you in waves of love and need until resistance feels impossible.

• Turning you is inevitable in their minds; Alice has already seen the perfect moment, and Jasper looks forward to the day your emotions become as eternal and intense as theirs in officially becoming bonded to them and their coven