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siri, activate my sharingan 

alexa, summon my susanoo

Ok google, A M A T E R A S U

We all know that the smell of cut grass is a plant hormone indicating distress. Maybe the reason that humans think it smells good is that it indicates an area of heavy grazing and therefore prey.

These are all gold 😆

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

I want it so bad

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!! SMASH MOUTH AND THE ROCK EAT PUSSY!!!!

This is a thing of beauty.

This gets better and better

i actually find this really funny because if i’m not mistaken this is supposed to be a can of A&W root beer, and Japan HATES root beer Apparently it’s a thing in Japan, it’s like black licorice to them, no one likes it. medicine for kids has ingredients that make it taste kind of like what root beer tastes like so whenever they get root beer it tastes like medicine pretending to be a soda to them so it’s like giving an american a huge bag of black jelly beans and labeling it “Why would you put these death nuggets in your body you ridiculous lout”

*packs bags and heads to Japan to chug root beer as a street performance*

you come into MY house…. insult MY ring ding dong