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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

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Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

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being The Ugly Friend, The Family Disappointment, The Closeted Gay Cousin and The Failure all at once is lots of work to do it’s tiring

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when your parents are giving you lectures on life lessons you’ve already learned through traumatic experiences they don’t know about

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That’s how it felt like today 😂

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IT except pennywise is a guy in a fursuit instead of a clown

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@eddrichie

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the one that cuts the deepest

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Oh wow

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me waiting to die in the nuclear war

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Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

morrithal

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

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“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

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By Shrek 2, everything has just gone to shit.

“Okay, so I go in as sexy human Shrek, riding on the shoulder of the giant gingerbread man, and pull down the drawbridge of the castle so I can slip in and crash the fairy god mother’s performance of I Need A Hero. Do I need to roll Endurance to survive boiling milk?”

*DM covers their face with both hands, sobbing* “What the fuck have you assholes done to my campaign!?”

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@sleepy-sheepasaurus

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Donkey is the bard who seemingly forgot that their spells require a free hand to cast.

Puss In Boots is the rogue who put all of his points into charisma, probably bribed the DM into letting him be bipedal. Donkey’s player won’t let it go.

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@talifu

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

aquaplanage

imagine être anglophone et se féliciter d'accomplissements médiocres

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Did I just get burned in French

wishingformemoria

being a healer in any game:

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me @ the orgy

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