mad?? i would KILL to have that shirt

I actually do feel like the "unemployed friend on a Tuesday" meme actually helps de-stigmatize unemployment because it frequently affirms that when you don't have a job you're more likely to be getting up to some weird shit rather than just lazing around. But I also feel like the unemployed friend is frequently up to some random shit because there's a whole pile of miscellaneous life tasks that full-time employment keeps people from. The unemployed friend is helping their cousin move, or babysitting, or checking in with a neighbor with mobility issues. The unemployed friend is a walking thesis on the inflexibility of our current labor landscape and just how much work exists outside of work.

There is not a single game on planet earth worth 70 dollars

This was not an invite to change my opinion btw

this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed

I appreciate that Phoenix and Apollo were both designed to fill identical roles (heroic rookie attorney protagonist with a snarky internal monologue) but still have really distinct and noticeable personalities, and what I mean by that is Phoenix Wright’s primary character trait is that he would willingly take a bullet for anyone whose ever been nice to him, while Apollo Justice’s primary character trait is the high-strung nervous energy of a desperate-to-impress intern who only drinks black coffee watching his idealism about the career he took out 100k in student loans for die a strangled death.

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

Owe you my life