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So, I'm sure you are familiar with all of the subscription based services out there, such as manpacks, birchbox, dollarshaveclub, etc. Well now, a new company has launched called Catpacks, dubbed the World's first cat subscription service. What does that mean you may ask? Well, every month, you will get a live cat delivered to your door for just $15/month. How awesome is that? 

The company's CEO said in an interview that he noticed "a lack of whiskers around the country, and decided that a subscription service that delivers cats for a great price is what the country needs. On the site, you can choose what color and breed you want, and they will deliver a new one every month. They recommend you simply "toss out" the old cat once the new ones come in, because the cats "aren't particularly trained well to behave with other each other" according to the catpacks website.

PORTLAND, OREGON- Jim Gistorski, a resident of Portland has left his wife and two cats behind for Siri, the iphone voice command lady. His wife said that after she got him an iphone 5 for Christmas, he began obsessively using Siri, even for unnecessary tasks such as "find me the nearest toilet," even when he was in his own home. She even said she later caught him in the bathroom, kissing his phone while saying "I love you my monotone bitch." After she questioned him about it, he claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman," to which his wife responded by saying "What the fuck are you talking about?" end quote.  

Moving on...

Anyway, only two days later did Mrs. Gistorski come home to an empty house, with a note written out waiting for her by the door. We have the full transcript for you, so here it is:

"Sweety,

As much as I love you, Siri and I have a true connection. She understands me, has a sexy voice, and can search the web at blazing fast speed, which is rather spectacular. I'm sorry, but I'm gone for good."

Apple is going ahead with its lawsuit against the famous "Mott's" brand for allegedly using the word "Apple" on their apple juice packaging. This doesn't come as a surprise, however, especially because Apple will sue anyone or everyone who gets in their way. In fact, it won't be a surprise when they decide to Sue Apple Martin, the daughter of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow... wait, we just got wind... Yep, Apple just sued Apple Martin... for fuck's sake

We are hearing reports of a recent merger, that dropbox has decided to merge with box.com (formerly box.net). The reason for this merger is because box.com is the king of the business end of cloud storage, while dropbox is much more popular with individuals and consumers alike.

The best part of this merger, though, is that because both are reconginzed brands, they see it unfit to drop one of the company's names, while keeping the other. As a result, they will now be called: "DropboxBox," a rather tongue-twisting, but easy to remember name.

We think this is a rather strategic deal, and hope DropboxBox doesn't get broken up a monopoly. 

  Amazon is now extending their inventory to more "livable" products. What does that mean? Well, they will now be offering animals as products, such as dogs, cats, fish, horses, and even potbelly pigs. My god, no disaster here bound to happen...

Indeed it is no surprise Linkedin won the award for having the best user interface of all websites across the web, because we all know how spectacular their beautiful site is. It is directly out of the year 2002, and has yet to evolve even the slightest bit. However, that doesn't take away from its shear simplicity and fluidness that have 200 million professionals head over heals for this beautiful interface (not really).

Do you remember that story of "The Zuck" claiming he only wants to eat meat he kills himself. He reportedly killed a goat himself (actually though) See it here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/green-living-blog/2011/may/27/mark-zuckerberg-kill-animals-meat

MIAMI, FL- Reggie Toots was sent to a psychiatric ward in local Boca Raton, Florida after his wife called the police on him. According to the report, he went around his home claiming "Digg.com is up, it still exists!" His wife thought this absurd, and after a few minutes, decided her husband had gone out of his mind insane. She claimed to have told him that "Digg does not exist anymore, it died years ago." 

I swear, paypal goes out of there way to make your experience as god awful as possible. Paypal logic:

"Oh, you just got a hundred dollars in your account? You couldn't have gotten that honestly, so please verify your account by sending in your ID, social security number, picture of your dog, deed to your house, and anything you can find in your left pocket, no, not your right pocket, your left!!" Yeah, fuck you paypal, I can barely pay with you, and you are not a pal, so what the fuck are you!! That is why you get the first ever "Weekly Kill Yourself Award!" Congratulations... 

After much thought and time, we have compiled the must-see, absolute best movies on Netflix Instant, that are there, but you probably didn't know existed.

Here they are, starting with number five!

5) Thankskilling: This movie is about a murderous thanksgiving turkey... enough said.

4) Vegas in Space: This little flick is about vegas, sex changes (yes), and space... all in one movie! Who wouldn't want to see this, you?

3) Transmorphers: A knockoff of Transformers, meaning it cost significantly less to make, but probably a lot better to watch. It's Transformers without Michael Bay... who wouldn't like this, that's the question?

2) The Brady Bunch in the White House: Well, we're just kidding with this one, because this f*cking movie seems ridiculously dump...okay, next 

1) Titanic II:  So, what, the boat sinks again? Seems legit...