like ghosts in the snow

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

fun fact about me so like. when I was just a baby, my mama told me: son. always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns. like she told me this verbatim lol anyway but then i went to Reno and

saw an annoying post. but i’m being so brave about it

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Love when you try to take a screenshot but fuck up the timing of the volume down lock button combo and are left sitting there with slightly softer music and a black screen and you just have to sit there looking at your reflection on the locked phone and contemplate your failure for a bit