» He definitely did this on purpose, he’s a total clown.

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"Hey Y/N, un? Would you go check on Tobi? Make sure he's not dead, yeah? This mess won't clean itself up."

You sighed as Deidara tasked you with finding Tobi. He had been sent to go get paper towels from the closet after he "accidently" knocked over Deidara's glass and spilled the drink all over the floor.

Tobi had been gone an unreasonably long time, but you didn't know why you were the one who had to go find him.

Regardless, you got up and left the room without complaint, walking down the halls of the Akatsuki HQ in search of the supply closet.

You had only recently been recruited into the Akatsuki, and the layout of the base was still a little new to you. Still, you found the closet fairly easily.

The door slightly ajar, you noticed Tobi grunting slightly as he stood on the tips of his toes and reached his arms up to try and grasp something on the top shelf, one of his feet propping the door open.

Sighing, you spoke up, gaining Tobi's attention. "Having trouble?"

Jumping as if he wasn't an S-Ranked ninja, Tobi whipped around to face you. "Y-Y/N-Chan! You scared me!" He exclaimed, raising his hands up in fear.

"Sorry Tobi. But what's taking so long? It doesn't take 10 minutes to get a couple paper towels." You said, crossing your arms and raising an eyebrow at the masked man.

As if reminded of his previous struggles, Tobi jumped up at that. "Oh, right! Y/N-Chan! Now that you're here, you can help Tobi reach them!" He said excitedly.

You deadpanned.

"Tobi...How do you expect me to reach them if you can't? I'm way shorter than you."

Tobi just laughed off your concerns. "That's not a problem, silly! Tobi will give you a boost!"

Slightly dubious, you didn't really trust Tobi to hold up your weight, but he got down and put his hands out insistently, unaware of your hesitancy.

You sighed, "Fine." You walked forward and put a foot down into Tobi's hand, "Ready?"

Tobi nodded eagerly, and without further prompt, you stepped up and tried to reach the towels on the offending shelf.

Except, you were apparently heavier than Tobi thought, and true to your concerns, he was not able to support you long enough to get the paper towels.

With a yelp, you lost your balance and fell on top of Tobi. Tobi losing his balance in the process and the door snapping shut behind you both.

You groaned, I knew that was a shitty idea

Tobi wheezed underneath you, "Y/N-Chan....you're...squishing Tobi..."

Rolling your eyes, you leaned up and got off of Tobi, moving to stand back up and open the door to the closet.

Moving to turn the handle, you felt a spike of anxiety when it only jiggled.

Wiggling it more aggressively, you felt your worries increasing by the second.

"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Open. Open. Open-"

You're frantic chanting was cut off by Tobi's concerned voice.

"Y/N-Chan? What's wrong?" Tobi asked, getting up and approaching you, unminding of how dark the closet was.

"The door. Won't. Open." You seethed, aggressively jiggling the handle between each word.

"Well did you try the handle?" Tobi responded.

You grit your teeth and let go of the handle, running a hand down your face.

I swear to god I am going to strangle this idiot if I don't get out of here and soon

Unaware of your bubbling irritation, Tobi grasped the handle and turned it.

The door didn't open.

"Uh oh." Tobi said quietly.

"There's no way I'm staying in here, back up Tobi." You said, sending some chakra to your fist.

Tobi backed up without a word and you hit the door as hard as you could.

Your fist connecting with the wood was loud, but no dice. Tobi squeaked slightly at the sound, flinching.

Damn chakra-infused doors, you thought spitefully as you shook your bruised fist.

Kakuzu had learned to invest in chakra infused doors after Hidan and Deidara broke the last three. Now no matter how hard you hit the door, it would still stand. It seemed like a smart purchase at the time, but now it was fucking up your entire day.

Sighing in defeat, you dropped your head back against the wall, and slid down to the floor.

"Erm...what is Y/N-Chan doing?" Tobi asked slowly, nervous you would take your frustration out on him next time instead of the door.

You sighed, "We'll be here for a while Tobi, we might as well get comfortable." You just hoped banging the door was loud enough to attract the attention of the other members. Otherwise you would have to wait until one of them noticed how long you two had been gone and went looking.

And who knows how long that would take.

"Oh! Okay!" Tobi said, completely unbothered, as he dropped down to the floor, sitting criss-crossed in front of you.

You had to withhold a tired sigh at Tobi's energy.

This will be a long day

+ ehm… I have to say it…

+ He has a breeding kink

+ I’m super sorry but he does

+ it stirs something up in him when he fucks your tight little cunt while his white substance drips out of you

+ face riding.

+ He loves when you ride his face

+ But your always so shy because you don’t want to hurt him

+ But once he does convince you, be ready…

+ He loves when you grip onto the headboard, while he’s fucking your cunt, and while cum is dripping down his face

+ He also loves when you ride him

+ Most of the time he gets lazy so he would want you to be on top

+ He loves paying attention to your boobs

+ He would Lick them, bite them, and kiss them

+ He just loves the feeling of your boobs in his hands

+ He loves shower sex

+ He would always join you in the shower and start gliding his hand up and down the side of your body

+ While whispering sweet nothings in your ear as he works his way to your clit and starts rubbing slow circles on it

+ He also really likes fucking you against a wall or eating you out against it

+ He would have you against the wall, both of your legs on his shoulder, legs spread, while eating you out

+ He also loves when he’s fucking you against the wall, and you suddenly wrap your legs against his torso to get a better angle and so he can go deeper

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