Be My Escape

Burger Queen.

THIS IS QUALITY

The Sex Pistols tho

Somehow, I feel like she’s in on this.

2020 should be a year dedicated to Eye Health.

What type of friend guesses a lot? An esti-mate

school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind

the future is now

I’m so happy at this

When Fry went missing in Futurama they should have just sent people to look for him at the address of his last delivery. They could have found him easily.

Mascot inside claw machine prank. [video]

Answering “what” to “guess what” is just you guessing what

what if at one point sherlock like made another account to comment on John’s blog, sayin things like “I love your blog” and “I’m a big fan” bc he’s too afraid to say it to John as himself. Leaving comments on his entries like “I don’t know how you work with that other guy” or “You’re so kind” or “Are you and Sherlock together?????? Do you like him?” but then he gets embarrassed and deletes it, sorry sherlock is a nerd. I don’t make the rules