me likey mikey

One of the best lines from this show.

Reblog if your dick hits you in the face when you run.

Reblog if you’re Michael Clifford af

It’s a sin if you don’t reblog

Don’t wanna be a sinner

Y'all can keep talking shit about Mikey just remember dick so bomb it had a bitch writing a song about it after one date *drops mic* I’M OUT

fuck yeah

when you start sucking on a boys fingers and you can see their soul departing their body. I hold the power.

i’m glad papa smurf wasn’t called daddy smurf that was a close call

Do something with your life that would make a 1950s straight white man angry

I’m already a lesbian who can’t cook what more do you want

Oh. My. God.

Damn straight.

I honestly love drunk girls so much, last night I was at a party and a girl started crying because she loved my hair

One time in college, I had a fight with my boyfriend and was sitting outside crying, and a drunk girl came over and gave me a leaf to make me feel better.