Hippie queen

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

i watch this every single day just so itll make me smile and giggle when im sad

Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. 

me every day at 2 pm

someone with a wine cellar please invite trump to their wine cellar with promises of vintage amontillado

Show him how to build a real wall.

this is my favorite response so far

Did you hear about the school that converted to Marxism? I heard they don’t have any classes