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cant take malum to the family cookout, a mess.

is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.

Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.

I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.  

THAT’S FUCKING SCARY

This is the only moment you can reblog this. after today, it will be impossible forever.

Oh hey a snake to play with your fluffy mouse, Jess! abaddonwithyall

Bye

FUCK THIS SHIT WORKS MAN I MEAN I’M GOING TO SEE BTS ON TUESDAY HAVE HAVE I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I MUST HAVE BUT I DON’T REMEMBER BUT ?????

#EYES ARENT SUPPOSED TO TWINKLE LIKE IN DISNEY MOVIES 

this is so adroable ;;

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