Cliff Racer Flock

@cliff-racer-flock

It sucks on Vvardenfell! Here we come, Tamriel!

62 posts

EUWAAAHWAWA

WRRARARA-UWUUR!

WRRAAWUWU...

URRWAUWU!

#blog intro #intro post #rp #rp blog #rp tesblr #tes rp #cliff racer flock

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How are you holding up?

[The meat spoke?! Well that won't do, it means it's not ready yet! The flock is displeased!]

EEEEROWAH!

[They peck and bite and peck and bite peck and bite...]

#cliff racer flock #rp tesblr #tes rp

*throws pizzas into the air like they're Frisbees*

EEEWOROH!

[Glorious day full of enrichment!]

#cliff racer flock #rp tesblr #tes rp

*Gifts every cliff racer a large meat lovers pizza*

WWWRAAAHUA!

[Glorious day! So much free meat on acceptable vessels! Many meats unto the generous benefactor!]

#cliff racer flock #rp tesblr #tes rp

RRRREEEWOWOH!

[The cliff racers ate the sun! Yes, you heard correctly: the cliff racers ate the sun from the sky! If you ever wish the sun again, you better provide many meats!]

#rp tesblr #tes rp #cliff racer flock #(shout out to those who were in range for the eclipse earlier)

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cliff-racer-flock

Here sweet dinosaurs, I’ve got some food for you~

[the mer king presents a small pile of fresh corpses]

That’s right eat up, F’lahi

( @king-hlaalu-helseth-raathim f’lahi is being used affectionately not pejoratively)

[Oh joyous day! The cliff racers that remained in Morrowind are not only still basking in the free meat Mer's presence, and enjoying his "tea parties", but they are being offered meat by another free meat Mer!]

WAAAWEUU!

[Many meats be upon the generous Mer!]

king-hlaalu-helseth-raathim

[Helseth smiles] That deals with another problem… I do like “hitting two birds with one stone” don’t you, a f’lahi?

cliff-racer-flock

[The proud creatures have no use for languages spoken by prey, but "birds" is a word they have heard used at them sometimes. A few flap their wings affirmatively: they are the "birds", and their hunger shall not endanger the newest free meat Mer and his possession. For the near future.]

RRRAHWAHAH!

Here sweet dinosaurs, I’ve got some food for you~

[the mer king presents a small pile of fresh corpses]

That’s right eat up, F’lahi

( @king-hlaalu-helseth-raathim f’lahi is being used affectionately not pejoratively)

[Oh joyous day! The cliff racers that remained in Morrowind are not only still basking in the free meat Mer's presence, and enjoying his "tea parties", but they are being offered meat by another free meat Mer!]

WAAAWEUU!

[Many meats be upon the generous Mer!]

#rp tesblr #tes rp #cliff racer flock

what's your type?

EEEUWWAH! AWARAWAWA!

[An ideal mate is, of course, a cliff racer that can procure lots of meat! Dealing with eggs instead of terrorizing the populace is quite dreadful otherwise. The most alluring cliff racers are those with sharp teeth, an aerodynamic silhouette, and those that fly the fastest. Battle scars are also proof of courage and honour!]

#rp tesblr #tes rp #cliff racer flock

🫵 One braincell

OOOWOOOHR!

[Perhaps, holding out a finger to a group of hungry, aggressive airborne creatures was not the greatest idea... on the bright side, it wasn't your thumb!]

#ouch #rp tesblr #tes rp #cliff racer flock

Everytime I see cliffracers i think of this

[That person said "meat"! They flap in agreement.]

AAHWARR!

#rp tesblr #tes rp #cliff racer flock

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[The cliff racers have no use for the languages spoken by Men, Mer, and Betmer, but they can recognize a few, very important words... and some context.

"Meat". "Roast". "Fight". And then the name of a place: "Sovngarde".]

EEEEOWAHR! AWARRAAWA!

[Wherever this Sovngarde is, there is meat! Clearly, this is where they were meant to be all along. Important members of the flock will soon be dispatched, looking for the promised land of meat.]

#(they won't show up during the battle but that would be so funny)#rp tesblr #tes rp #cliff racer flock

modryn-oreyn-official

WRRREWOWUU!

[A cliff racer flying by does not like that Mer's hairstyle! It attempts to peck it.]

@cliff-racer-flock

What the...?

Get lost, you pest!

(He swipes at the cliff racer with his brush, giving it blue dots all over.)

Of all the days to leave my weapon at home...

cliff-racer-flock

WRRAH!

[Outrageous! It tries to munch on the brush to snatch it away!]

modryn-oreyn-official

Oh no, you don't!

(He punches the cliff racer.)

Stupid things!

cliff-racer-flock

[Enraged, the cliff racer attacks the painting next!]

UWU! OWO!

modryn-oreyn-official

Will ye get lost already?

(He grabs the cliff racer and shakes it.)

cliff-racer-flock

[It attempts to bite his hands!]

WAAAHR!

modryn-oreyn-official

Stop that!

(He throws the cliff racer away.)

cliff-racer-flock

[Ah, the Mer is clearly too afraid for a direct confrontation! This means victory!]

EWRHOO!

[The cliff racer leaves in triumph!]

modryn-oreyn-official

WRRREWOWUU!

[A cliff racer flying by does not like that Mer's hairstyle! It attempts to peck it.]

@cliff-racer-flock

What the...?

Get lost, you pest!

(He swipes at the cliff racer with his brush, giving it blue dots all over.)

Of all the days to leave my weapon at home...

cliff-racer-flock

WRRAH!

[Outrageous! It tries to munch on the brush to snatch it away!]

modryn-oreyn-official

Oh no, you don't!

(He punches the cliff racer.)

Stupid things!

cliff-racer-flock

[Enraged, the cliff racer attacks the painting next!]

UWU! OWO!

modryn-oreyn-official

Will ye get lost already?

(He grabs the cliff racer and shakes it.)

cliff-racer-flock

[It attempts to bite his hands!]

WAAAHR!

modryn-oreyn-official

WRRREWOWUU!

[A cliff racer flying by does not like that Mer's hairstyle! It attempts to peck it.]

@cliff-racer-flock

What the...?

Get lost, you pest!

(He swipes at the cliff racer with his brush, giving it blue dots all over.)

Of all the days to leave my weapon at home...

cliff-racer-flock

WRRAH!

[Outrageous! It tries to munch on the brush to snatch it away!]

modryn-oreyn-official

Oh no, you don't!

(He punches the cliff racer.)

Stupid things!

cliff-racer-flock

[Enraged, the cliff racer attacks the painting next!]

UWU! OWO!

modryn-oreyn-official

WRRREWOWUU!

[A cliff racer flying by does not like that Mer's hairstyle! It attempts to peck it.]

@cliff-racer-flock

What the...?

Get lost, you pest!

(He swipes at the cliff racer with his brush, giving it blue dots all over.)

Of all the days to leave my weapon at home...

cliff-racer-flock

WRRAH!

[Outrageous! It tries to munch on the brush to snatch it away!]

#rp tesblr #tes rp #modryn blabbing #cliff racer flock

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worldeaterofficial

STOP STABBING ME IN THE SKULL TO KILL ME. I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN I DOUBT YOU MORTALS CAN COMPREHEND IT. I THOUGHT LAYING DOWN MIGHT HELP BUT THE OWCHES ARE STILL THERE. ALL OF YOU SHOULD DIE. GOODNIGHT.

child-of-ash-and-smoke

cliff-racer-flock

WWRRAH!

[The cliff racer doesn't know what an Ibuprofen is, but tries to steal it anyway!]

worldeaterofficial

DROP IT. VOKUL VIING.

cliff-racer-flock

UWU! UWU!

[The cliff racer noms the pill!]

worldeaterofficial

(fucking grabs the cliff racer like a cat eating something it's not supposed to)

SPIT IT OUT BEFORE I THROW YOU TO A KALPA WHERE CLIFF RACERS DON'T HAVE MOUTHS

cliff-racer-flock

[It spits it right in Alduin's eye.]

UWU! OWO!

worldeaterofficial

STOP STABBING ME IN THE SKULL TO KILL ME. I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN I DOUBT YOU MORTALS CAN COMPREHEND IT. I THOUGHT LAYING DOWN MIGHT HELP BUT THE OWCHES ARE STILL THERE. ALL OF YOU SHOULD DIE. GOODNIGHT.

child-of-ash-and-smoke

cliff-racer-flock

WWRRAH!

[The cliff racer doesn't know what an Ibuprofen is, but tries to steal it anyway!]

worldeaterofficial

DROP IT. VOKUL VIING.

cliff-racer-flock

UWU! UWU!

[The cliff racer noms the pill!]

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