FOUND GOD AND SEDUCED HIM

anyway on the subject of viruses

@clickonmedotexe this rushed ass version of rex im beginning to hate more and more every second i look at it

She wants to press on the computer question because well, she's not sure why he would be doing any of this if he actually knew how a computer virus worked, but she also doesn't want to push her luck by poking too many holes in the story so she spares them a confused glance and moves on to the next question instead.

"Oh no I'm not a umm, a Stanley?" Is that what he means? Is that what that means? "I've been, helping out the curator in the office that, I ended up in. There were plenty of extra buckets that didn't need to go in a museum display so I just, took one. I don't think anyone is going to miss 'Bucket, loop 210, collected from escape pod' whatever that means, unless my boss decides to suddenly get really really intense about auditing the archives."

Still, he doesn't try to approach her, or touch her or offer to show her someplace nice, so that's at least a start. Rex is interested. Very interested. But this…employee? Reminds him a little of a deer, easily startled, but just as easily to gore him if he tries anything funny. He has noticed that she is closer to the fire ax than he is.

And aside from that, he somehow wouldn't put it past them to bash his brains in with the Bucket. He knows from experience that getting that thing smacked on his head is rather painful.

"Well, it aint so bad actually. Lots of friendly people here. Dunno if any of em came to your place before, they all tend to wander, in and out. Somethin about the doors connectin each other, dunno how it works. In a way, we're all a happy neighbors here." Now he's definitely making a joke, smirking a little like he finds his own sarcastic comments funny.

“Don’t get it twisted, sweetheart. I’m more than a pretty face. N’ i could handle you.” They wink “I definitely don’t need protecting. I’m smarter, and stronger than i look.”

Maybe he can take them to one of the more secluded offices and see just how strong their survival instincts are….

But no that wouldn't work. If Rex disappeared for too long, Eric would come looking for him and then people would know that there's a new employee here who just got taught the meaning of Restarts the hard way.

He almost sighs in disappointment.

"Then I'm lucky I ran into you, a skinny guy like me could definitely use some protectin around these wild hallways." He says jokingly, but he does take the chance to playfully grab their hand the way a distressed damsel might.

Plus this guy doesnt speak much - if any - English.

He also chooses to ignore the fact that he has seen Eric's truer form, one which puts his small human existence to somewhat shame.