Simply Gay.

*A woman with dark hair, except for a streak of white opens the door*

Laura: can I help you?

Yelena: this is Kate Bishop's home

Laura: yes, I know?

Yelena: what are you doing in Kate Bishop's home?

Laura: Kate! There's a blonde Russian girl asking stupid questions at your door!

Kate: what? ... Yelena, hi! Sorry, right. Laura, Yelena Belova. Yelena, this is Laura Kinney, I'm helping her with some stuff

Laura, smiling: you did more than help, Kate is quite the superhero

Kate: no, no, I'm... I mean, I'm--

Laura: awesome, don't you agree, Belova?

Yelena: yes.

Kate: do you want to come in? We're having dinner...

Yelena: I don't want to interrupt your date

Laura, laughing: I think your girlfriend is jealous

Kate: she's not my girlfriend

Yelena: I'm not jealous, and she's not my girlfriend yet

Kate: exactly... wait, wait, wait, what!?

Yelena: I'm taking you on a date, tomorrow, with the intention of making you my girlfriend, I'll pick you up at 9 am, dress comfortably

*Yelena leaves*

Gabby: guys! there's no more pizza, can we order more?

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Ava: so, did you manage to get the intel from Bishop?

Yelena: I'm off this mission, I need to prepare for a date

Ava: is a date more important than saving the world?

this is the most kate bishop scene of all time i can't believe it was deleted

she's somehow so dumb but so smart at the same time

Peter *looks over at Yelena*: Oh wow, she's really staring. Kate: I told you not to look! Yelena *staring*: Peter *whispering*: Why is she staring like that? Kate: Hell if I know! I told her she had the prettiest eyes I'd ever seen and she hasn't said a word since. Just kept… staring. It's kind of scary, honestly. Cassie *walking up beside them*: Huh, I think she's broken. She isn't moving. Like, at all. Has anyone checked her pulse? Kate: No, but I did check to see if she was still breathing when it first started. Pretty sure she's alive. Kamala *walks up*: Oh wow, Yelena looks like she's in some kind of gay-panic coma. Kate: Gay-panic coma? Is that… a thing? Kamala: Oh, yeah. Should I go wave my hand in front of her face? Here, I'll - Kate: NO! No, she might kill you. Let's just… observe for now, I guess… *30 minutes later* Cassie: Someone should check her pulse.

cover and page 1 of a little heist comic for @plastic-pipes

Yelena: So do you get laid weekly or bi-weekly

Kate: Weekly

Yelena *sending the text just as Kate's text arrives*: **PAID, I MEANT PAID

Yelena: WHAT

Kate: Oh, paid, oops

Yelena: Kate, WHAT? You get laid weekly?

Kate:

Yelena: Kate what is that GIF for? And who are you sleeping with?

Kate: omg, Yelena, I knew it was a typo the entire time. I'm just fucking with you.

Yelena: Weekly or bi-weekly? 😉

Kate: Hold on, passing out

I made this for @axinite25 at 4am

Yelena: I wanted so much for Natasha to be here to see this...

Kate: But you didn't tell her that you're not the girl who appears in the magazines?