Things I've recently learned about D'Arcy Carden (mostly against my will):
Added the apostrophe to her name bc the smashing pumpkins
"I don't give a fuck about men [cackles] I don't care about them. I don't care about their opinions. I don't. fucking. care."
Can do a perfect Abbi Jacobson impression
Loved early American Idol
Waterpolo player/softball player
Is the funniest person living today
Has a horde of lesbians (I am one of them)
Doesn't know where the camera is and doesn't care bc Theatre (joking)
Has to consciously count all the cameras (real)
Calls Abbi Jacobson "abigail" as a Nicholas name
Can make me laugh without even doing anything
Abbi: "Listen I didn't ever like... think that I would write a thing where I'm like falling in love with D'arcy but also... EVERYONE is in... like isn't she the... everyone that D'arcy meets... you LOVE her. You immediately fall in love." (put this on my tombstone)
and the upright citizens brigade
Is literally so fucking gorgeous
The way she says "abbi baby"
Has gone by the nicknames "Big D" and "Big D Energy"
Was in Rats the Musical (drop a rat in the chatđ)
When asked [verbatim] "what is your relationship with Marijuana: "I do"
When asked [verbatim] "on a scale of 1 to 10 how high are you: "all the way or whatever"
Knows what cunnilingus is
And so as you can see I have no choice but to be completely and totally head over heels in love with her ty for coming to my tedtalk
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