i just ate and i’m so sleepy. what are some good ways to keep myself up? i don’t wanna go to sleep yet.

AMAZING. listen, if you accidently run over somebody, i’m gonna fall out and pretend that i broke an arm so we can sue that establishment for a faulty golf cart. 

maybe so.

“i should charge you for having to hear all of this and mentally do the math. but you can get $20 upfront and 10 dollars worth of change as the last payment.”

gorl. you sound like you’re the type of sober that i can convince to drink and not be sober anymore once i’m drunk. you rlly want us to hop in some unknown’s car and get kidnapped and die!

“omg, what would i do without you? okay, let’s hit up those drink stands,” CLEO smiled, taking GLORY’S hand.

“sorry, Scissor can’t speak right now. please try again at a later time.”

i’m bound to get drunk out here, so who’s gonna be my sober designated friend tonight? i’ll pay you.

CLEO recognized the woman from somewhere but she couldn’t pin point where. trying to be friendly, she walked up to her and glanced at her cup. “no alcohol tonight?” she asked, not having yet picked up the scent of liquor from the small container in the other’s hand.

WTF. yeah, that sounds wild. but also interesting to watch because it’ll keep you at the edge of your seat. honestly, since i made the mistake of watching The Human Centipede.. everything seems seems mild.

what is it about?