Erik Now With A Wife And Daughter

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

oh, THIS is why Jurassic Park has been trending all day.

ITS 30 YEARS NOW

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

Wet leaves, sand, and ketchup gotta be the worst combination of things

i want to exist only at night when everything is calm

The mfer never been to The Bronx

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves