caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.

I love how He is capitalized as if Drake Bell is God

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

straight boy: love you mom….no oedipus

funny how when a “straight” person finds themselves surrounded by a bunch of gay and lesbian and bisexual friends they often end up realizing they aren’t straight it’s almost like heteronormativity and being surrounded by heteronormativity keeps people in the closet and being in an environment where gay love is more normalized allows people to connect with parts of themselves they otherwise probably wouldn’t be able to

Me about to get a job again

I’m like so sad

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

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salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense