never talks??????????????????

has an adorable-ass smile that will enchant u

got a jade bangle stuck on his wrist sometime in the early dayz and will probably never try to take it off

that annoying jingling sound u hear all the time in Rattle And Hum clips?? probably his FUCKING JADE BANGLE CLANGING AROUND WITH ALL THOSE OTHER BRACELETS HE WORE FOR FUCKS’ SAKE ADAM

(i still love him tho)

probably hasn’t gained a single pound of fat since like 2009

in fact he’s definitely LOST weight since then

buys t shirts one size too small to show off his fucking impossible abs at nearly 56 WTF ADAM

also has an impeccable ass at nearly 56 like sir excuse me but that is Rude

posed naked for an Achtung Baby photoshoot

allowed for said nudes to be published on an actual album sleeve, without censorship

probably enjoyed it all

fucking exhibitionist

collects wrapping paper????//?

is too sweet for words

probably has like 300 pairs of shoes just lying around his house

got kicked out of school like 403598 times

still a fucking badass

bought the house that overlooks said school he got kicked out of

even more badass

is cooler than any other member of U2