The Anniversary Dept.

Having some trouble going to sleep. Counting sheep. Cannot count. Tell me a story. Over.

And where's my whiskey, I'm gonna get tore up!

Forgiveness does not turn chicks on like Old Spice shower gel

Frylock, what is it to "laid" someone?

Remove the chain! Cuz that's off it!

I called the cops and, uh, they took one look and they kept drivin’

All I wanted was the American dream. What every immigrant wants when he comes to this country. To get his rocks off both discretely and invisibly in the women's restroom or changing area of a lingerie shop.

Blow me

(Pounding on the wall) Randy!! Turn your fucking stereo down!!!

We're not establishing a democracy here! This is a dictatorship! And I rule with an iron dick!

We ain't havin' a conversation about this, his name is Lance. Because I'm the one with the motherfucking gun!

Never return to Assface Lake

I'm not listening to Egypt's only country. I listen to the SAND! Cairo's home for classic rock!

I'm no stranger to litigation. I've been sued many times and enjoyed every minute of it.

Yay! Security at the mall! I'm gonna shine a flashlight!

Just like that gypsy woman said!