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“I DON’T TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. I DON’T TAKE MYSELF ANYWHERE. I NEED TO GET OUT MORE.”
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Is there a muse you'd really love to see me play?
My friend gifted me a ton of riot points for god king Darius but i am so pissed, i do not own Darius and it takes so god damn long to level up. I want to die.
Anon, The Match Maker
Go on anonymous(Or Not) and send me an ask with character from any fandom (Name - Series, Please!), that you picked out to be my muse’s ideal match, and I’ll rate it on the scale below:
One True Pairing! - ❤❤❤❤❤ Almost Perfect! - ❤❤❤❤ I’d Ship It! - ❤❤❤ Sure why not. - ❤❤ Maybe… - ❤ Neutral - (Explain why) Maybe Not… - 💔 Yeah, No… - 💔💔 Anti-Ship! - 💔💔💔 Are You Nuts? - 💔💔💔💔 OH HELL NO! - 💔💔💔💔💔
Then I’ll follow it up with a few words from the muse, mun, or both, explaining why they think it would work out or not!
>>Garfield Comic Strip Starter Sentences Aka is Garfield even relevant anymore?
“Did that sound convincing?”
“Your shoes are on the wrong feet.”
“That’s because nothing you say is worth repeating.”
“I’ve eaten so much I can’t move!… Not that I wanted to.”
“Cows are so uncivilized.”
“I’m on vacation, so I’m only half as cute as usual.”
“Have you tried doing sit-ups?”
“It’s cheating if you’re actually staring at something.”
“I know it’s cold out today, but what if someone else wants hot chocolate?”
“Then they should be me.”
“I tried but I still don’t get it.”
“You can’t lie there forever.”
“I accept that challenge!”
“I’m in the mood to party… Or do laundry.”
“There’s very little difference in _________’s world.”
“I’m not an expert on anything. So I have nothing to say… Nothing at all.”
“And yet you still keep talking!”

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lapis
Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?
“Two, Breeding or uh, i have always wondered what it felt like to be a sub. I doubt if i got a partner they could handle me though”
Periwinkle
Periwinkle: Do you use toys often?
“No, I’m not exactly rich and do you really think i would be welcome in a store? I just got my hands.”
dirty levels .
001 . ————- flirting .
“hey gorgeous… is this seat taken?”
“your body looks s o good in this light”
“care to dance? i’ll teach you how hips work”
“how about i get you a drink and you tell me about yourself?”
“here i dreaded going out… and i was lucky enough to meet an angel”
“come closer baby”
“want to come and join me?”
“oh you got a little something there… let me fix it for you”
“your eyes are gorgeous”
“your lips are so beautiful”
“do you come here often?”
“your place or mine?”
002 . ————— behind closed doors.
“oh baby… you’re so hard/wet.”
“kiss me… harder.”
“kiss me — there…”
“please… i need you”
“shut the door — quickly… i can’t wait to fuck you”
“your breasts so beautiful”
“unzip me ~ slowly…”
“hurry up… i’m getting impatient ~”
“how about… i pour champagne down your stomach… and get a little naughty”
“are you a naughty girl/boy?”
“that’s right baby, spread open for me”
“how does it feel? ~ you like that?”
“you’re driving me crazy… ! ”
“keep them on… i like it that way”
“You really know how to make a girl wet…“
“Tell me where you want to touch me first.“
“I can’t wait for you to put it in me.“
003 . ————— in the act .
“Bite my neck and fuck me harder.”
“I want you to cum all over my face.“
“Don’t stop.“
“Fill me up.“
“You like how I fuck you?“
“Cum for me.“
“That’s… s o good —”
“Mmm… please… ”
“G—god, more… more!”
“That’s it — that’s the spot baby!”
cutting the puppy m!a to 3 asks, sorry anon!
Iconic Lines From Modern Media That Are Raw As Fuck
“ Bold of you to assume I still have a soul. ”
“ I am a monument to all your sins. “
“ I’ll do whatever you want. ”
“ Then perish. ”
“ Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ”
“ To become god is the loneliest achievement of all. ”
“ I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ”
“ If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have. ”
“ I will face god and walk backwards into hell. ”
“ Everything that we know and love is reducible to the absurd acts of chemicals. ”
“ There is therefore no intrinsic value in this material universe. ”
“ All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. ”
“ Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog? ”
“ Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he created? ”
“ Tell me the name of God. ”
“ Can you feel your heart burning? ”
“ Can you feel the struggle within? ”
“ The fear within me in beyond anything your soul can make. ”
“ You cannot kill me in any way that matters. ”
“ You kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies. ”
“ Violence in an art. Your body, the Louvre. ”
“ Even the godless end up worshiping something. ”
“ God wishes he were me. ”
“ One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled. ”
“ Take this gift, for the gods surely won’t. ”
“ Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end. ”
“ This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods. ”
“ Bury me shallow, I’ll be back. ”
“ There are no gods here. ”
“ Do I look like the kind of person who dies? ”
“ God’s dead and soon we will be too. ”
“ I thought there were no heroes left in this world. ”
“ I’ve been through hell and came out singing. ”
“ Pick a god and pray. ”
“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. ”
“ Too many people have opinions of things they know nothing about. The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
“ The more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have. ”
“ What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort? ”
“ Bold of you to assume I can die. “

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50 Shades of Blue! Send a colour to ask something sexual:
Aqua: Top or bottom?
Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?
Baby Blue: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?
Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?
Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?
Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?
Cobalt: Rough or soft?
Cornflower: Are you a virgin?
Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?
Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?
Indigo: Do you like phone sex?
Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?
Midnight: Are you into role-play?
Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Periwinkle: Do you use toys often?
Persian: Would you do public sex at all?
Powder Blue: Vanilla sex or spiced up?
Prussian: Confess a kink to me?
Royal: What’s your favourite position?
Sapphire: When was the last time you had sex?
Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?
Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?
Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?
Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?
True: Do you remember your first time?
Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?
Zaffre: Make up your own question!
Champion Birthdays 💙
January 4th - Caitlyn 13th - Poppy 17th - Renekton & Sejuani 23rd - Thresh
February 1st - Karma & Ziggs & Jhin 2nd - Pantheon & Gragas, 14th - Nautilus 16th - Maokai 21st - Teemo, Twisted Fate, Fiddlesticks, Alistar, Kayle, Sion, Sivir, Soraka, Jax, Warwick, Tristana, Ryze, Morgana, Master Yi, Annie, Nunu, Ashe 24th - Mordekaiser 27th - Vel'Koz 29th - Fiora
March 1st - Jarvan IV & Quinn 11th - Bard 15th - Nocturne 16th - Ezreal 20th - Lulu 24th - Shen & Aurelion Sol 29th - Zac
April 1st - Lee Sin 8th - Kennen 12th - Brand 18th - Zilean & Singed & Hecarim 19th - Rakan & Xayah 26th - Rumble 27th - Garen 30th - Lissandra
May 1st - Tryndamere & Twitch & Evelynn 8th - Varus 10th - Vayne 11th - Akali 12th - Braum 18th - Taliyah 23rd - Darius 28th - Ekko
June 1st - Malzahar & Orianna 6th - Draven 9th - Olaf 13th - Aatrox 12th - Karthus 22nd - Yorick 24th - Kog'Maw 26th - Cho'Gath & Amumu
July 7th - Jayce 9th - Tahm Kench 10th - Rammus & Anivia 12th - Kayn 13th - Leona & Xin Zhao 24th - Zyra & Veigar 26th - Wukong 27th - Vladimir
August 7th - Kassadin & Diana 9th - Skarner 10th - Galio & Kled 12th - Gnar 19th - Gangplank & Taric 20th - Rengar 22nd - Lucian 23rd - Ornn 24th - Talon & Urgot
September 2nd - Malphite & Dr.Mundo & Blitzcrank & Janna 8th - Miss Fortune 13th - Syndra 14th - Riven 16th - Azir 19th - Katarina & Corki 20th - Sona 27th - Kha'Zix
October 1st Nasus 5th Swain & Xerath & Ivern 10th Jinx & Heimerdinger & Shaco 14th Kindred 19th Lux & Graves 26th Elise
November 1st - Shyvana 2nd - LeBlanc 13th - Zed 15th - Fizz 16th - Irelia 19th - Kalista 24th - Illaoi 29th - Volibear
December 1st - Trundle 2nd - Udyr 7th - Nami & Camille 11th - Rek'Sai 13th - Yasuo 14th - Cassiopeia & Ahri 17th - Nidalee 19th - Vi 29th - Viktor
Updated Birthdays November 21st - Zoe March 7th - Kai’Sa May 31st - Pyke
M!a if you accept, Warwick is now puppy warwick for the next 10 asks or role plays! <3
Yes! I will gladly accept!//
Artist
Warwick doesn’t know what just happened, this grey face just turned him into a small little shrimp but this would not stop him from spilling blood.
M!a if you accept, Warwick is now puppy warwick for the next 10 asks or role plays! <3
Yes! I will gladly accept!//
Artist
Warwick doesn’t know what just happened, this grey face just turned him into a small little shrimp but this would not stop him from spilling blood.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Since you love Darius who do you ship him with.
Darius is in a committed relationship with The Black Cleaver. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a coward.
darius: *pulls zoe up by her neck* any last words?
zoe: harder daddy
darius: what?
zoe: what?