oh, the horrors...

What is Elend if not Y/N, going to parties just to read, wearing a messy bun- I mean slightly messy clothes, and while I don't know much about his father yet he does have the vibes as if he would sell his son to One Direction

Stormlight AU where Aesudan survives the Siege of Kholinar, is no longer possessed (but still has some body horror side-effects, but that's neither here nor there) and makes it to Urithiru with Gavinor, and while she doesn't like her girlfailure (late?) husband, she will still bully Wit for abandoning Elhokar over Jasnah like the mean lesbian she is

Just started reading Mistborn and I can't wait to see more of *looks at smudged writing* Vin Diesel and her love interest -Misery Adventure?

Yes, "The Bride!" has some heavy themes of identity, consent, etc,,,, but also leading female characters make sapphic brain go brrr

Shallan/Adolin/Kaladin became so powerful they had to be contained in three different realms or the power of polyamory would have clashed with Odium so strongly they would've created another Ashyn

What is "The Bride!" (2026, dir. Maggie Gyllenhall) if not the the continuation with more mature themes of "Lisa Frankenstein" (2024, dir. Zelda Williams), the Frankenstein weird girls are eating well lately

about to start reading Dawnshard soon, and those bug piles and dawning shards better be cool and interesting enough to even slightly make up for Rysn's chapter in WaT basically being "hey I will make sure that the technologies I am selling not only go towards the war effort but also help develop some sick ass mobility aids and because such things often get overlooked by people in positions of power i will personally-" just to have Wit crash her meeting with a quick "heyyy, you actually need to leave the planet or you might literally explode <3"

what is Kaladin if not depressed sonic

still salty we didn't get to see the Kaladin and Shallan roadtrip to Thaylen City in Oathbringer

Noooo, Kaladin, don't say goodbye to all your friends and family in a heart-felt manner and say how content you are right before embarking on an epic quest in a far-away land, noooo, Kaladin, don't pull the dead wife trope, don't pull the side character about to die so bad trope, nooo, you're too sexy, haha

Asking for a friend, what are some fucked up cleric or wizard spells (or spell combos) in DnD 5e you'd recommend for trapping enemies in a fate worse than death? Just curious, tihi, don't worry about it, I would never want to be mean to one immortal NPC in particular, haha

Moash is such a complex and compelling character when I think about him and rotate him in my mind, unfortunately I want to hit him with a steel chair whenever he actually appears and opens his mouth

I miss the beginnings of Stormlight Archive when we would get new POVs describing Dalinar and most of them being like,,, yeah, he does do important work I guess, and even if I don't like him, he kind of slays, but also? Uglyy. Built like a brick (derogatory)-- Anyways,,,