Click clack.

Get on our level.

Fucking relatable. Personally, if shit is going too slow I threaten to rip their eyes out and if anyone mentions something a third time in a different meeting I rip out a tongue.

See, I want to threaten massive violence! But I don't want to let that just become my reputation. If people expect the violence it loses the impact it once had, you know?

Violence never loses impact if you're creative enough.

Half the meetings I attend really don't need me there. Pretty sure I get invited to these just so other people behave themselves.

Fucking relatable. Personally, if shit is going too slow I threaten to rip their eyes out and if anyone mentions something a third time in a different meeting I rip out a tongue.

probably feels good as hell to jump backwards during a swordfight and throw a fan of daggers at your foe

Hmmm. Guy wearing black robes and gold tipped claw rings is applying for the job of royal advisor.

Did I do this in a fugue state.

I would if even that was worth the effort.