mike wheeler who is sceard off buggs and spiders specifically spiders but will still fight a demigorgan.
Mike Wheeler: “I hate spiders. Like, genuinely, I will cry.”
Also Mike Wheeler, five minutes later: charges at a Demogorgon with zero fear and a plan he made up on the spot.
mike wheeler who has a phone by his bed and likes to lie on his stomch with the phone squished between his face and his sholder while he paints his dnd figures gossiping with max.
Mike: “Okay, Max, but you didn’t hear it from me—Tommy apparently tried to sneak a hamster into class today.”
Max: “Wait, a hamster? How?”
Mike: “In his hoodie! But it got loose and ran across the teacher’s desk.”
Max: “No way! What did the teacher do?”
Mike: “She screamed, Max. She screamed and the hamster went flying across the room!!”
Max: “holly shit. is the hamster okay?”
Mike: “fuck no max. its dead.”
mike wheeler who will where only a tshirt and boxers to bed, becuase he over heats in the night and dosnt want to get swetty and grosse.
Will: “Mike… maybe put some shorts on?”
Mike: “No! It’s a t-shirt and boxers or nothing. Anything else is gross and sweaty.”
Will: “…you do realize it’s December, right?”
Mike: “ really i didnt notice”
mike wheeler who spends 40 minutes in the shower.
Nancy: “Mike! Get out of the shower already!”
Nancy: “You’ve been in there for forty minutes!”
Mike, voice muffled by water: “It’s called thoroughness, Nancy. You wouldn’t understand.”
Nancy: “I do understand—but the rest of us need a shower to asshole. ”
Mike: “Fine, fine… five more minutes. That’s all I’m negotiating.”
mike wheeler who starts the fight but needs someone to finish it physically if it escalates becuase mike wheeler cant fight for shit.
Mike, screaming across the hallway: “You’re a brain-dead asshole with a limp dick!!”
The jock spins around, furious: “Wait… what did you just call me?”
Mike, panicking: “Shit! Lucas! Lucas! Lucas!”
Mike dives behind Lucas, clinging to him like a scared little gremlin.
Lucas, groaning: “For fuck’s sake, Mike! I cannot keep beating up jocks for you!”
Mike, muffled behind him: “I… I wasn’t expecting this to escalate!
mike wheeler who gets will to carey him with his powers becuase he likes the feeling of flying.
Mike, grinning like a maniac: “Will! Carry me!
Will, smirking: “Okay… one time. Then you’re walking, Wheeler.”
Will, struggling a bit but clearly enjoying himself: “You’re ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous, go crazy.”
Mike squeals in delight, arms out, hair flying, like a fully grown child on an amusement park ride
mike wheeler who gets jealous of robin so he starts to sutubly dress nicer for will and touches his sholder and puts his head on wills sholder and plays with his heir especially when robin is looking.
Will: “Mike… are you wearing a suit?”
Mike, smirking: “Yes. And it’s really tight-fitting. Don’t you think?”
Will: “Why are you wearing a suit?”
Mike glares across the room at Robin, who’s looking unimpressed.
Mike, low and teasing: “Oh… you don’t like it?”
Mike leans closer to Will, voice a little rougher: “Maybe I should take it off and show you properly…”
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