Classpect Hotline

That’s a tough question to answer. Lords (as well as Muses) are an all consuming sort of class, requiring full control.

Oh. This one’s a doozy.

The Sylph of Space is one of the best titles for frog breeding. Literally any problem with the thing could be fixed with ease so long as they aren’t hindered.

Any session with a Knight in it has a lack of that aspect, but I don’t quite know what a lack of Void would mean. There could be a general radio silence from the horrorterrors, everything could be told to the players right off the bat, it could really be anything. This could be useful for assisting with the frog breeding, but would put everyone at a serious disadvantage when fighting. The other players the sylph would probably end up as bait while the knight stabs one of the bosses in the back.

The Page of Rage would have the traditional SLOW JOURNEY™ to truly finding Rage. Once they get there, oh boy. There is a 50/50 chance that they’d screw the session pretty badly. Basically all you need is to make sure they remain sided with the players and you’re good.

Session wise? You most likely wouldn’t win. There aren’t any Space Players, so no Frog, and there aren’t any Time Players, so no Resets.

That being said, You might have some other issues, mainly with the existence of the Bard. Bards are wild cards, and Heroes of Rage even more so. The Mage or the Sylph should be nearby to keep an eye on them or to sabotage their quest if necessary.

The best bet to keep them all alive is the Thief of Doom, which is definitely the title to reach God Tier the fastest. If or when they do, its pretty much up to them to decide whether they win or lose. They would have the ability to steal the end to this Null or Void session and win with enough practice.

The Mage would be the best choice for leader, as they would know the paths to take for success. They’d be the go-to person for advice on important decisions, like any offered by the various denizens of each player.

The Sylph is the glue of the team. A Sylph of Blood would literally be able to patch up any relationship issues and become a legitimate healer as they scaled their echeladder. So long as they stay alive the team is almost guaranteed to live long enough to find a way to win.

Overall, not likely to beat the game, but it isn’t impossible either.

i know what you’re thinking. “WTF HOW TF DO YOU HAVE SO MNAY TIME PLAYERS” idfk also the Knight might be a hero of Time and not Doom, not sure yet. Very similar aspects.

I think the first ask may have gotten lost? The previous fansession ask that was answered didn’t have any Maids or Rogues. I also can’t find that combination of titles in any session asks in the recent inbox.

A Thief of Heart? Well, the literal answer is stealing hearts. They’d probably be able to get anyone they want, for what reason no one quite knows. Going a little deeper, they have the potential to steal the souls, personalities, and even abilities of their enemies. This could mean a lot of different things. A powerful Thief of Heart could have an army of empty husks, taking their souls to make way for obedience. Think the bad guy in a tv show who turns some of the heroes into mindless slaves.

aaaaaaah there’s so much

you have way too many princes to be reasonable. expect fucking up of shit. everyone will die and resurrect at least five times each. 

how did you even get a lord. what the heck. he’s gonna be able to master the very code of sburb so

i guess it would work? i mean lords are beyond powerful, and if he hacks the code to sburb then nothing would exist because time wouldn’t work (especially with the witch). would they even still be playing sburb?

poor knight of light. the only semblance of order. they’re gonna have a hard time because nothing in this fuckface of a session can be considered real, which is bad for light players. 

page of space, i think

watch this relationship get more and more turbulent over time. if you’re the heir, prepare for exponentially increasing amounts of anger that your duty as a moirail is responsible for. it’s a big burden but the heir will do their best. they are the heir of heart, after all. pray that it is enough.

bard of light

no because there’s no time or space player

ya dingus

Simulgana

The Mage can experience the thinking process of any living sentient being they want for one hour. This includes gaining memories and experiences, but the Mage loses all knowledge of memories once the hour is up. Decisions made during the hour are very very hard to retcon, and the retcon is nigh impossible if the target being whose thinking process was simulated is dead in the original timeline. Do not simulate your Denizen.

Discriminate Logic

The Mage gains knowledge of a precise algorithm for predicting a seemingly random event, such as lighting strikes or consort encounters. The Mage can use the algorithm, but cannot share it. It is up to the individual creativity and resourcefulness of the Mage to use the mathematical formula in a combat situation (e.g. staging a boss fight at a precise location and time to have lightning strike the opponent.)

The maid of times future self tried to travel back to a better timeline and fix things, but only had one shot at it because they were very weak from a huge battle. They arrived too late to stop the prince and maid, So they just waited for their past self to enter the medium then prototyped themself (future self). There are, astonishingly, more problems with this session, but what I've said is already a LOT 2/3(?)

Also the full session contains a Prince of Doom, Witch of Void, Witch of Life, Maid of Space, Maid of Time, Knight of Hope, Bard of Mind, and a Sylph of Breath. I know this is a lot to ask, and i understand if it's too much. But can you think of any ways this session could be saved? 3/3

Aw man I LOVE dysfunctional sessions. You’re welcome to send the rest of the story as a submission if you want!

Unfortunately I don’t quite understand what was bad about prototyping the computer with the client and server disks? Did the Maid’s laptop claim the Prince’s laptop as its client? (Please say yes.)

Someone should keep an eye on the Bard, not because he’s a Bard but because his drug-addled brain is just probably something that someone should keep an eye on. I vote the Sylph of Breath, cuz Breath seems like it should definitely include weed and the blazing of.

Maid of Time and her Maid-of-Time sprite should be fine, they both seem like good helpful people, even if MoTsprite seems like she needs to get better control of her time powers (she should have taken some, hey, TIME after that battle to rest up and then NOT BE LATE). It’s hard being a kid.

Maid of Space may have some difficulty focusing on frog breeding if she’s black-crushing on the Prince, so maybe an auspistice should head that off. Perhaps Knight of Hope can take that role since they’re likely to be helping with the frogs, unless the personality of one of the Witches is preferable for the role. It’s not an easy role, after all.

I’ll hang on to the other 2 asks in case you respond about the laptops (and also because I’m on mobile rn).