why do you even have hobbies? to please your dead parents or yourself?
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why do you even have hobbies? to please your dead parents or yourself?
(edit) included LAU because she is the same but with more make up on
the way i can update this every once in a while (its sad)

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just saw someone say "why are people so obsessed with their ship to be canon" and this isnt about lartis i promise, thats a good fucking question bc of other reasons for me
i sometimes come up with ships between two characters that never even interacted but i think they could work somehow, i care about canon but i also just want to have some fun sometimes yk (sometimes i wonder how it actually works in the canon) and honestly i always loved just fucking around, knowing it will never happen, im like by default not bothering about it, i just mess around and do whatever i want because i can, mostly i just hope they at least stand in the same room or a basic ass interaction (btw yes i dont ship every character i like with someone else, only when i can come up with something i think works for me)
there is also franchises where i KNOW if it was canon they would be so badly written so im like, never, just let it stay untouched but at least i know how to write that shit
that even goes for people who self ship or oc x canon, its just way more fun to do silly shit sometimes, some suggest the ship wars nowadays are worse bc of the argument that its not canon, jeez when did i say mine is, i just think theyre cute dude, personally i have always seen this stuff so it depends who you ask, that will always be a stupid argument btw, oh no not canon, cant draw them anymore or even just imagine things? whatever man
spongebob teached me this:
Reminding everyone that Von Croy is the one who has an academic title and who tries to put artifacts in museums or have them used for research.
Lara is just a chaotic magpie.
this pic is amazing i can see how this was photoshopped and what was used, this is before generatative ai, just having fun, yes that looks goofy as fuck but it was made out of love for the ship lmao
kurtis is like "ever heard of privacy?"
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if kurtis exists as a funko pop someday i will shit myself
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Are Crystal D seriously giving LoARa a Kr*stoff-esque moment where she pushes her guide to safety to show how "selfless and equipped and capable all at once" she is, to contrast with her classic self who literally was all those things already without virtue signaling.
Is she going to tell random engaged people they can't "marry men they just met" and get psychotherapy sessions from her reindeer?
Also the fact that they have Kurtis's name appear on the cover of a magazine in the timeline where he was supposed to be freelancing as a lone demon hunter in NY and sleeping in his car and trying his best to maintain a low profile and they're reducing him to the very things he was trying to escape shows the flanderization goes a long way with Crystal D hacks.
Just skip to the part where LoARa realizes her destiny is to die for the good of mankind and Kurtis repents for not realizing earlier how being a Magical Boy TM is the only way he can be ~~~Empowered and Special and how his toxic daddy was right all along. That's how far Crystal's imaginative skills go.
The sheer ridiculousness of trying to pander to all 3 iterations in one easter egg too! The whole trailer felt like an attempt at nostalgia bait and pandering, while forgetting both what made the original so incredible, and that fans of each iteration generally don't like the other 2... Also she still doesn't look like Lara, she doesn't look bad, she just looks like some one in a Lara costume. So they can't even get that right either!
Exactly. At this point Crystal aren't merely doing what they had been doing for decades to classic/Core Lara by flanderizing her and reducing her to her perceived "aesthetics" (boobs, pistols, shorts) as if there was nothing more to her design or her Core Era personality. Personality that Crystal denied even existed. But now they have upgraded their manipulation and are performing the ultimate act of erasure of everything she stood for in the classic era and implying it was never there in the first place and that the only way she can have "depth" is when merged with her LAU and Survivor iteration. And by merging they mean, predictably, the visuals, since that's what female characters to them are about.
They not only don't see Core Lara as a person/character in her own right, they do not see LAU and Survivor Lara as that either. They are reducing all three iterations to those visuals by creating a Frankenstein. They played a long con with "Relatable and Human" (read: suffering and angry) Reboot Lara by running a decades long campaign and pitting the torture fetish that was the Reboot timeline against the actual empowering and passion driven Classic timeline, claiming woman's passion makes her a "playgirl" and attaching negative connotations to that word.
Meanwhile the gamers at the time were having the time of their lives following the adventures of Nathan Drake who WAS allowed to be a quintessential "playboy" adventurer, dress in comically inappropriate ways for the locations he braved, have present day and past day romances without being framed as promiscuous (Classic Lara who flirted with one - 1 - man in all 6 Classic Games was labeled as a p*rn fantasy). Then the Uncharted series literally wrapped on the note that people, whether men or women, are allowed to have different definitions of a happy ending and that what works for some (settling down, having a family, enjoying quiet life once the adventures become tedious and take more than they give, as ended up being the case with Nathan and Elena) may not work for others (that's how Sam and Sully - Nate's estranged brother and guardian/father figure respectively who spent most of the 4th game fighting for the authoritative position in Nathan's life - found a common ground and bonded over realizing their version of a fulfilling life was in fact continuing on with exploits, dashing and not so much).
But that's man's story, he is allowed to enjoy himself, change things he enjoys and have emotional connections to people (whether platonic or romantic) without being defined by his familial legacy or his painful background.
Crystal D could not "afford" doing that with a woman even though they had a tangible proof this kind of plot sold well with a male lead when handled by a more competent company. Too much Risk TM to treat a woman like a person. What they're doing now is hammering the point that they never saw Lara - ANY Lara - as a person, they saw her as a collection of stereotypes and fetishes. Cleavage fetish (Classic), "sexy violence" fetish (LAU), pain fetish (Survivor). They are not even merging timelines, they are merging those fetishes and calling it a "unification".
And they are doing that to erase the actual humanity and depth of classic Lara, markedly in the wake of the Remasters of the actual Classics. That is, after treating - along with Aspyr - the remaster team just as terribly as they and Eidos/Square treated the Core team.
No wonder the first trailer obnoxiously panned on LoARa's cleavage while her face was not even defined in that frame (here's a brightened up screenshot). It was a blatant mockery of what Crystal has always been claiming we Core fans want even though they know it is not the case:
In the new trailer she looks like a mix of 2013 Laraboot and Anniversary LAUra, not even her body language remotely resembles classic Lara. And I know exactly how Crystal is going to respond to potential backlash:
"You are reducing her to her looks!"
Turning the tables on us and DARVO-ing us in their trademarked gaslighting fashion, accusing us of what they themselves have been doing since 2003.
They're now shoehorning Kurtis into this to manipulate more effectively and even that reference/easter egg is the same flanderized mockery as the screenshot above except without sexualization because Crystal's misogynistic selves only reserve that for women. For Kurtis it is forcing him into the very role his whole arc in the Core timeline was about rising above.
Canon Kurtis was never facing the "unknown", he wanted the very opposite of that: control over his life. He escaped his father's cult, he fended for himself even when his (forced) magical legacy followed him, he used his powers how he deemed fit and by the point of AoD he already had that control and awareness but he also had responsibility he never asked for. Which, being a person with conscious, he set out to fulfill but even in that he had his priorities straight and never embraced his Order and his - now late - father's fanaticism. The moment it was a choice between the ancient and sacred mission TM and Lara's well being Kurtis chose the latter without half-blinking.
I'm sure Crystal would re-imagine that moment as Boaz stabbing Kurtis suddenly in the back in front of Lara (get this, a woman witnessing someone she cares about die is ~empowering and would give her the necessary "anger and strength" to defeat male villains - it's not like she can do it because she has standards and morals and skills of her own). Then and only then would Kurtis give her the Shards because he'd have no better option (as in, it would no longer be a powerful choice in full consent like in AoD where a man sacrificed his legacy and safety for a woman he valued but a forced decision brought about by circumstances, like everything in the Crystal timeline), lament failing his daddy with his dying breath and his "you're wasting time" would be his "redemption" and urging Lara to carry on the important Male Centric mission TM since he, a superior being, can no longer do that. Rather than the words of a truly strong and self aware man who wanted to reassure his female partner that he is willing to do his share of work so she could focus on other, more urgent matters it would be mansplaining framed as a "girlboss motivation Lara needed".
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im not reblogging any post about the new tomb raider game due to the fact theyre using ai in their development. disgusting and i expected more, especially from developers of one of the biggest gaming ips of all time.
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Are Crystal D seriously giving LoARa a Kr*stoff-esque moment where she pushes her guide to safety to show how "selfless and equipped and capable all at once" she is, to contrast with her classic self who literally was all those things already without virtue signaling.
Is she going to tell random engaged people they can't "marry men they just met" and get psychotherapy sessions from her reindeer?
Also the fact that they have Kurtis's name appear on the cover of a magazine in the timeline where he was supposed to be freelancing as a lone demon hunter in NY and sleeping in his car and trying his best to maintain a low profile and they're reducing him to the very things he was trying to escape shows the flanderization goes a long way with Crystal D hacks.
Just skip to the part where LoARa realizes her destiny is to die for the good of mankind and Kurtis repents for not realizing earlier how being a Magical Boy TM is the only way he can be ~~~Empowered and Special and how his toxic daddy was right all along. That's how far Crystal's imaginative skills go.
does anyone have the full artwork of this, i was so obsessed with this as i for some reason loved seeing them drawn in a manga style because my teen ass as a bit of a weeb lmao
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its still so pretty, it doesnt deserve to be lost media! im pretty damn sure it was on deviantart back in the day
does anyone have the full artwork of this, i was so obsessed with this as i for some reason loved seeing them drawn in a manga style because my teen ass as a bit of a weeb lmao
found this in my harddrive where i have stuff saved since ca 2009 or something
ok im so sick of firefox i will open this account on duckduckgo fuck you firefox i dont know why tumblr has still not been fixed there and is unusable
edit: just did it now and opening my folders to post a pic is wierd, it only lets you select gifs????

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so according to disney and crystal you can create female characters only with a very specific mold or your character is instantly not good enough, but male characters dont get this shit for some reason you can write them how you want lmao if woman doesnt appeal to fucking everyone then she is problematic, your darn character must fucking appeal to everyone so everyone is happy
i personally like characters that are niche but whatever man, you cant even please everyone that makes no sense, just try your best with your character
im gonna turn into sammyclassicsonicfan and just scream across the room
you freaking freaks