there’s no rule as to how big or how small you’re allowed to dream. if you just want a small home and an orange kitchen and four cats that’s just as reasonable of a goal to work for as a big new york penthouse. and if all you really want is a simplistic career that isn’t the center of your life then that’s just as valid as dreaming of becoming a famous fashion designer or ceo. i know everyone keeps urging you to dream big, but dreams can be as simple and small as you want. they’ll always be valid. you decide how you want to live and what kind of life you want, no one else.

i could glow pink in my room if i wanted to. if i felt like it.

Yeah I'll incorporate that into my belief system

@dumbhero

microdosing on catholicism by quoting the jennifer’s body “saint jude patron saint of lost causes give me the power to crush this bitch” line whenever im faced with a task i don’t wanna do 

after i fuck a military wife i always thank her for her cervix

My favorite beanie baby is the one ominously named The End and it’s just black void bear with no birthday

some of you talking about how gays can't drive have never met a butch lesbian who's good with cars and that's really unfortunate for you