Stay Classy.

If nothing else, I’m glad I got to help bully a billionaire alongside the same generation that ruined diamonds, avocado toast, marriage and the rate of sexual activity.

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

Tumblr is collectively doing this thing where we’re an old woman in the village minding our business and making our soup but the new gentrified neighbors want to come over and see if we’re interested in starting a Home Owner’s Association and so now we gotta pretend to be a crazy old lady who does devil sacraments and maybe will come to stand in front of their house at night and stare in their windows if they talk to us.

you say that like we didn't before - it's soup by day, sacrament by night

A granny in the sheets, Baba Yaga in the streets