Classically Abby

Guys and gals! Hello! I am pleased to announce that Classically Abby is now on Tumblr. I’ve always wanted to rebrand myself on Tumblr, as my old blog (ancient history!), is not on par with the standards I have set for myself. Thus, here we are! I know Tumblr can be quite the liberating website, but my content should not be too foreign from what my loyal, generous fans are used to. I might face some scrutiny here, for Tumblr is often known for as a dumpster fire of degenerates, pedophiles, and perverts, but I believe my message is perfect for such a website. I hope to inspire thousands of young minds that tumble (LOL) into my blog and train them to be modest, classic women. I look forward to making this site one of my homes!

Lots of love,

If you’re the cheese, then I’m the cracker! LMBO!

A classy refers to any entity who has embraced being classical. Since it is a term to refer to a noun, I suppose it could be. Anyclassy has the opportunity to indulge themselves in being classical, so we welcome everyclassy to the Classical Woman Community (CWC).

Now THIS is traditional living, my classypops! I have seen this place many times in my nightmares, and THIS. IS. THE. ONE! B-tee-dubbz, who knows what the husbands are ACTUALLY up to out there on their own in the woods, surrounded by nothing but nature’s sempiternal, accepting, and unyielding bliss, oh I’m laughing my rear end off just thinking about it. Yes, my bounteous and incandescent Classies, this is the dream.

One cannot kill a Goddess, not even myself. I, however, CAN kill you, though I shall spare you since I know the lives of others are necessary for your own.

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I would LOVE more information on this topic.

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mommy help right now or ill have a fucking freak out in the target

Metamucil.

I love your blog ( keep up the good work! ) but some of your posts read downright heathenish - uuuuuum that's not very classy!? xoxo

#tabulamundi #mygoodchristianhousehold #classy

You will never silence me, insolent whelp. Classically Abby and her Classies are the most primordial beings on this website, and you have made a grave mistake invading my personal realm with your heresy. You are now an unconscious earring, tethered to my ear, and you are now apart of something greater. You’re welcome for giving your life meaning, you wicked cur.