classical katie

oedipus the king: the worst episode of 'how i met your mother' ever

oedipus at colonus: oepidus rex more like oedipus wreck

antigone: putting the fun in both funeral AND dysfunctional family

iphigenia at aulis: agamemnon why don't you agamem-not

medea: reasons why couples therapy is necessary

agamemnon: agamemnon is agamem-no more

the iliad: wars and homos

the odyssey: finding nemo

the poetry of sappho: the Gaysthetic(tm)

the aeneid: aeneas and the trojans' not-so-excellent adventure

the satyricon: no, we don't know what's happening, either

the poetry of catullus: sappho, if sappho were a 13 year old boy

the poetry of horace: 1000 reasons to hate trees

diogenes: i'm gonna throw a chicken at plato and then i'm gonna reward myself by whacking it in public

vase painters: how many dicks do you think are enough? at least 5

aristophanes: you need 3 fart soundboards to perform this play properly

lucian: the moon is full of gay people, anyway let's argue about whether sleeping with girls or boys is better

catullus: i want to make out infinity times with my girlfriend

the entire roman senate: ostensibly we are a respectable body but actually we are a preschool full of man-sized babies

ovid: haha then what ;)

horace: i fucking hate this goddamn tree also hey wanna hear about a wet dream i had

martial: you're hot but you queef too much so i don't want to have sex with you