*reply 1997 goat sound*

*looks up at night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

If you’re ever wondering what I’m thinking about it’s that part in Rogue One where Chirrut is praying for the door to open and Cassian just like suddenly remembers he has a lock pick that he can use to open the door when the time is right and pulls it out and gets ready then is like “the force and I have different priorities” because he thinks the force isn’t helping them and like Sir. Sir have you considered. You are the answer to Chirrut’s prayer. You guys are The Plan for defeating the evil you think the force is ignoring. You are The Plan. Sir. You opened the door. The door is open. The force is with you buddy. Go get em.

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal