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i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

i have a mouth and i can scream just fine

vavr has a penis beiber utau

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

happy pride

having two girls make out over my dick is one of those things where I sort of assumed I’d be struck by the hollowness of sexual satisfaction as a goal, but actually it kinda just fucking ruled

(this is about lesbian threesomes, men go do something else idk)

lesbian flag is really cool i might stop being bisexual

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

Big Dick Energy

Ah yes. Shroom.

There is… a lot going on here.

"lezzing out" is basically one of the most noble activities one can do

if at first you don't succeed have you tried making really sad meows until she takes pity on you

what if 'stupider' was a word for a stupendous spider. did you think about that

what if 'blimp' was short for blissful shrimp, ever thought about THAT huh?

(visibly sweating) i was thinking about that just yesterday

Dont fucking talk to me about pjjack, the last time we met he offered me a hug. And I said no but he did anyway and the entire time I could tell he was reaching his fingers for my back pocket to try to take my wallet. and then huffed about not needing women "like me" and then started begging for $10.

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose