Clamscend

at this point in my life I am only interested in stories about women with homosexual tendencies

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

been trying to let go of some of the hate in my heart but it’s load-bearing haterism at this point

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

I feel like that would happen to me like. "oh thank god I can have a gf who's good at games" when I notably do not play league of legends because the one time I tried, my ex got so verbally mad at me for being bad at the game that I refused to give her and the game a second chance

oh I'm good at video games. single player games. good luck idiot

Blue eared pheasant (Crossoptilon auritum), China

You all just want me for my mediocre posts and my unremarkable penis

tonight im the one who's pathetic and cumming everywhere #watdatmean hahaha

#thataintme

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.