o boy

seeing my mom in a month quick how do you lose 50 lbs in one month?

guys i found spider georg he’s my roommate

my roommate is on to me red alert he said in a cute funny “calling me out” way how i go through phases where i don’t eat and i think he’s on to me for real this is the end oh god

if digital footprints weren't a thing I'd start a gofundme for a treadmill I swear to god (its $300 but it folds up and you can hide store it)

just found out my sad-day-meal is 1500 calories. 1500!! no wonder I hate my body!! and its a smaller meal too, I would get it only when I've had the worst day, but jesus christ on a low carb cracker!!!!!

if your sw or cw is 200+ and ur doing this plz lmk because there are so many people starting lower than my gw and I need to know I'm not the only one here lol plz

my baggie oversized jeans are too tight. i’m back baby.

quick my brothers wedding (aka first time i’m seeing most of my family in a decade/seeing my brother in two years/parents in one year) is next week i need to lose 100 lbs fast