its claire

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

this is why you shouldn't swear

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

turns out when someone is venting to you about how they wish they had more free time, it is not appropriate to say that it's similar to how knuckles just wants to chill and live, but he's the protector of the emeralds and gem

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

so many games on steam next fest look like Homestar Runner bits