President of the Greek Council

do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

WELCOME TO SEA WORLD MOTHERFUCKER

when boys tell you that you look pretty with makeup on (◡‿◡✿) 
when boys tell you that you look pretty without makeup on (◕‿◕✿) 
when boys tell you that you’d look prettier without makeup on (◉‿◉✿) 
when boys tell you that you’d look prettier with makeup on (⊙‿⊙✿)


PISSING MYSELF

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

Tempted to make one to make me feel better :3

gimme

roll me away from the computer i require more cookies

my heart did a little flip flop