Y U Still Here?

apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 02/08/2018 11:29:57 AM.

This is a museum of cl0wn-face-moved.

surprise, fellow kids. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of cl0wn-face-moved

anyone who can talk to me for more than a week deserves an award

all the love to the fanfic authors who make this possible, y'all are the best

i just don’t understand why the protagonist has to be white, male, straight and cis. one or two of those things i could accept, maybe, but all of them? it’s just excessive :/

Yeah I don’t have any friends who are all four. It’s just not realistic.

Don’t forget able-bodied and neurotypical. What tiny demographic are they pandering to?

Do you think Jesus pees?

no but i think you should shut up 

Why wouldn’t he pee? What’s pee law like up in heaven? You don’t know.

peesus

And they performed the best goddamn cover of car wash to date next

i remember i was like 6 or 7 when this movie first came out and i fucking loved it, had the soundtrack and everything, knew all the words to every song. one day my dumb ass was singing car wash in the shower and i tried to do the lil saturday night fever disco dance and i fucking sLiPpeD in the shower mid lyric like “workin’ at the car wa—“ and i go down tearing the shower curtain and the rod and everything else down with me and then i just laid down on the shower floor in all my naked ass 7 year old glory, crying but also still singing car wash because the show must go on and i refused to be upstaged by poor shower curtain assemblage.

You’re not legally allowed to make a funnier version of my post what the hell

Have courage, be kind. xx

thank you

“DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER??!!” hahaha it’s funny because trans people have a life expectancy of 34 specifically because of hate-based violence