Mr. Mista

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

Fanfiction is free therapy, except the therapist is making you suffer on purpose and you're thanking them in the comments.

someone worded Kevin learning french as his only gift of independence/freedom while in the Nest and now im crying, but not how you’d expect, im crying as an avid french hater. like oh my god imagine life being SO bad that having to figure out when you can or cant say the E at the end of a word is your one silver lining 😭 kevin day im so fucking sorry

"is your will to live dependent on a terrible language?" "oui 😔"

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

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