heteros are cool, fun, popular and normal!

i just found out gay people still exist. someone (OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!!!!!) hold me…

if being gay is “good”, then why left wrong left right wrong right left? check and mate

don’t you just love being STRAIGHT and CIS? imagine being a so called “homosexual” and not being able to enjoy the normal people ANTHEM “santa buddy” by michael buble

people at my college keep introducing themselves with “”””pronouns”””... LISTEN buddy, pronouns are FAKE. sorry to burst your bubble KIDDO. but the only thing i’ll be calling you is YOUR NAME and AWKWARDLY, YOUR NAME AGAIN EVERY TIME

i’m going to major in cis

imagine if gays were real... I know it’s not Halloween anymore but just a little scary post for you! (:

“women and gender studies”? heh. silly gay liberal snowflake. studies aren’t real

those posts were supposed to be queued to post throughout the next few days up to thanksgiving and i don’t know what happened but it’s definitely the gays’ fault

thank gosh im S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.!!!!!!

this thanksgiving the gays better be thankful for how kindly we abstain from doing violence to them usually!!!