i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

ok i slept and ate food and now i will walk around

just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

deep sea creature

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

Me without my glasses