Same Book But Never The Same Page.

Imagine your users spending their few hard earned daily views on rationing you

DO turn on the sound

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

Oskar’s determination should inspire us all. Never give up on your dreams, buddy.

shoutout to everyone who’s also dealing with the longest year of a week this week

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.

Fucking what?!

Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.

I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink

OH MY GOD

what the actual fuck! I had two of these sets, useless shit all because they didn’t bother to leave some fucking instructions

WHAT

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

America mostly observes DST, but landlocked Arizona does not, but inside Arizona is the Navajo Nation which DOES, but inside the Navajo Nation is the Hopi Reservation which DOES NOT.

sleep is crazy. like you lie down, you make it dark, you cover yourself up in a blanket even if it's too hot, your senses fade away because you let yourself relax, then the gargoyle comes in and beats the fuck out of you, and then just like that it's morning

the gargoyle is still beating me how do i get rid of it

see that's where it gets tricky

the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either