Cinna

When I'm reading a smut fic and the writer puts “ aged-up!characters “ but doesnt change a single thing about the characters ( or story), so it's obvious they just wanna write smut about minors..

When i see “bambi!bunni!prey!bimbo!clumsy!petite! Innocent!reader! “ without her “ master!non-con!dark fic!hunter!experienced!whorish!( insert character ) “ so i genuinely slime her out

How I react after y/n does something actually relatable in her life instead of being a nothing burger the whole fic

when the “ enemies to lovers “ have PURE HATRED AND MALICE for eachother so I’m lowk wondering how they’ll get together in the same fic..

How ( SOME ) authors describe Y/N

When the fic actually has story/structure and isn’t just hardcore smut

When you have the perfect fic in ur head but can’t write for shit..