john mulaney and the sack lunch bunch ----- sentence starters (part 1)
so, i have a lot of big fears. like a big asteroid hitting the earth, or other stuff like that, you know?
and i hated it, okay? i hated it so much
recently, i watched children's tv and i didn't like it at all.
if this doesn't turn out great, i think we should all be like, oh, it was ironic.
i asked mom, "what's the fuss?
hey! what are you reading?
have you ever spied on your parents?
he couldn't deny they were right to throw shade
um, the reason i like this movie... is because it's my favorite movie of all time.
that is the past. i am a new woman.
wow. strong words.
i went to the bathroom nine times.
do you find the world is a scary place or a not scary place? scary place.
you think-- like, everyday life is scary?
i don't want anyone in my home.
are you afraid of a lone pigeon?
i don't know what that means.
disgraceful.
who cares if i'm bad at algebra? i'm never gonna need it in real life.
what you know about real life could fit into a thimble on the thumb of tiny jiminy cricket.
whoa, whoa
he died doing what he loved.
those are recorded out of context.
then why do you have a photo for him like he was dead?
oh, i have "in memoriam" photos for everyone
um, i'm scared of clowns.
so, that halloween came, and i saw a clown on the street
so, i get to eat lunch with you.
lunch is the best part of the day
it's just, i only like one food.
and i think it's gonna make my life so hard.
am i paying for this?
my biggest fear is escalators. i don't like the way they move up and down so quickly, and that you're supposed to know when to jump on.
another one of my biggest fears is sitting on a toilet and having the water automatically flush, i don't like that.
nightmare.













