>:)

so, i have a lot of big fears. like a big asteroid hitting the earth, or other stuff like that, you know?

and i hated it, okay? i hated it so much

recently, i watched children's tv and i didn't like it at all.

if this doesn't turn out great, i think we should all be like, oh, it was ironic.

i asked mom, "what's the fuss?

hey! what are you reading?

have you ever spied on your parents?

he couldn't deny they were right to throw shade

um, the reason i like this movie... is because it's my favorite movie of all time.

that is the past. i am a new woman.

wow. strong words.

i went to the bathroom nine times.

do you find the world is a scary place or a not scary place? scary place.

you think-- like, everyday life is scary?

i don't want anyone in my home.

are you afraid of a lone pigeon?

i don't know what that means.

disgraceful.

who cares if i'm bad at algebra? i'm never gonna need it in real life.

what you know about real life could fit into a thimble on the thumb of tiny jiminy cricket.

whoa, whoa

he died doing what he loved.

those are recorded out of context.

then why do you have a photo for him like he was dead?

oh, i have "in memoriam" photos for everyone

um, i'm scared of clowns.

so, that halloween came, and i saw a clown on the street

so, i get to eat lunch with you.

lunch is the best part of the day

it's just, i only like one food.

and i think it's gonna make my life so hard.

am i paying for this?

my biggest fear is escalators. i don't like the way they move up and down so quickly, and that you're supposed to know when to jump on.

another one of my biggest fears is sitting on a toilet and having the water automatically flush, i don't like that.