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Hey do you want to be my girlfriend for this really hot kink scene I'm planning? It involves letting me lay on your chest while you play with my hair and tell me how strong and beautiful and easy to love I am. It's my kink. I would literally never try to disguise a yearning for intimacy as sexual roleplay. That would be crazy. Anyway I wrote this script it's 2000 words please memorize it by Friday. It shouldn't be too difficult, it's mostly just praise kink. If it sounds like words of affirmation that is merely a coincidence. Table readings will be Wednesday, your homework is to practice saying "I love you" with the warmth and affection of someone who has seen the interior of my soul and decided to stay because it feels like home. Due to the vulnerable nature of this type of tabboo play I might become emotionally sexually overstimulated so when I cry do not panic. That's just part of my dacryphylia kink. Please just hold me tighter and talk me through it with some improvised dirty talk about how you're so proud of me and if a younger version of me could see how far I've come they would be incredibly proud too. I'm getting soooo hot and bothered just thinking about this and I hope you are similarly affected. My safeword is Chartreuse. Please RSVP on google calendar if interested.

please be perverted about me in these trying times

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

I should be smoking weed with sluts not whatever the fuck this is

that fat femme wants to be manhandled by the way! that fat femme wants to be groped and grabbed and maybe even slapped around a bit!! make a fat femme’s dreams come true and touch her inappropriately now!!!!

I be running my fingers through my bush pondering ancient wisdoms

middle and ring lesbian archive is a great resource btw. highly recommend perusing issues of erotic mag on our backs and leatherdyke zine brat attack :)